Looks like were having chicken for supper

There is one type of chicken in haiti and several states.

The type is "free range".

The state varies and includes "Free"
"Evading capture"
"Hanging upside down"
"Bound" (though it could still be upside down...which implies we may need a second state or perhaps an orientation attribute)
"Exposed" (as in the neck)
"Flailing"
"Still" (often alternating with previous "flailing" state. Also note that the orientation frequently changes during this time as well)
"Cleaned"
"Cooked"
"Presented"
"Consumed"

What you see in the picture is supper in the "bound" and "upright" states.

Hope you are looking forward to supper as much as I am :-)

Roger (who else would write something like this)